Funny Plant Markers – Standard Pack

Description

Standard Pack of Funny Garden Markers
Whimsical, bright, sturdy — and guaranteed to make your plants feel seen (finally, someone remembered their name).

🪴 Product Details:
Material: 3D printed in PETG, a durable material designed to last. It laughs in the face of rain, wind, and nosy squirrels. (Okay, maybe not squirrels.) Expect some natural wear after 2–3 years of intense, direct sunlight — because even plastic needs sunscreen.

Size: 7″ high × ¾” wide × ⅜” thick — tall enough to stand out, but not so tall your basil feels insecure.

Colors: Bright, fun hues that pop against green foliage. Think of them as neon name tags for your plants.

Design: Our reinforced spike design makes it easy to push into soil — sturdy enough to reuse season after season, even if your gardening skills aren’t.

✨ Features:
Cost-effective, durable, and weather-resistant (unlike that umbrella you bought last year).
Practical and pretty — easy to read and reuse.

🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Gardeners, plant lovers, and anyone who appreciates a touch of organization and color! Great for Christmas, birthdays, hostess gifts, housewarmings, teachers, Mother’s Day, or Father’s Day. Basically, if they own a plant, they’ll laugh.

🌦 Tested in Real Gardens:
Proudly made and tested in Alberta, these markers have survived Canadian weather — which means they can handle anything. Customers from BC to Ontario rave about their cheerful colors and how easy they are to read. (Bonus: they don’t wilt under pressure.)

🧡 Please Note:
Due to the nature of 3D printing, slight variations in color or texture may occur. Each one is a little unique, just like your garden — or your neighbor’s questionable lawn gnome collection.